Surprise everyone, I’m going to jail!
(Kidding. I’m totally not going to jail, at least, I hope not, that would really ruin my Sunday.)
But what has happened is that we made a stand-alone site for what has become something of a tag-team series started by Alyx with her ‘Wheels of Justice’ story.
There’s a whole new chapter / pagey thing / installment to read out now, written by Alyx. Yes. By Alyx.
Pulling The Wool Over
EDIT: And now, defying the laws of supply and demand once more, another installment from moi! (This is like a really long rap battle, where the audience remains largely silent, perhaps because they’re in shock, perhaps because they’re standing in the corners touching themselves 
Damage Control
Seems Loki has a bit of a temper *raises eyebrow*
The detail …tone? … something about these stories makes them play like a video in my head … and makes them very real, a little too real sometimes. When Callie grabbed that bread board it made my tummy flip O_o
Never been whacked with a bread board … never actually seen one before, now that I think about … but it sounds painful. Poor Loki’s bum.
Oh wait, it’s not Loki, it’s Ermentrude! wtf? lol. where did you come up with that one?
And the lying? Lying! Oh, dear. That’s just not good, not good at all. Lying is definitely a beating offense. *sigh* Poor Ermie *snicker*
Where DID the ‘Loki’ name come from? Or is it a secret? A super secret spy secret.
Thank you both for providing such enjoyable entertainment. I rush home every day after work just to see what everyone has been up too
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Loki Reply:
July 25th, 2010 at 4:58 am
Glad to see you are entertained, Mackenzie
I agree, the idea of a breadboard for no reason at all, may I add, seems extreme. *shakes head* Callie is so very, very extreme.
As to where the name Loki comes from, well Loki was the Norse god of mischief. The Norse had all the best gods.
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Alyx Reply:
July 25th, 2010 at 5:04 am
A kick in the shin is plenty of reason for a paddling, IMO. And Callie’s opinion too, apparently. What a coincidence.
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Loki Reply:
July 25th, 2010 at 5:06 am
Well perhaps Callie should be more careful about where she puts her shins? Hmm? Did you ever think of that?
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Alyx Reply:
July 25th, 2010 at 5:10 am
Callie’s shins are destined to be beneath Ermie for a good portion of her incarceration. Though maybe she should consider changing her position once in awhile. Thanks, brat, for that tip. *evil laugh*
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Mackenzie Reply:
July 25th, 2010 at 5:10 am
Umm, I think Loki/Ermie might want to be a wee bit more watchful with her tongue … just sayin’
Callie seems like one of those scary people who can give a spanking, using just her hand, where once it’s over and you’re told you can get up … you can’t … ’cause when you try to get your legs under you to stand up, it stretches the skin on your poor scorched bottom and it really ‘effin burns! So you just have to lay there like a tool until the burn subsides enough that you actually regain the use of your legs
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Loki Reply:
July 25th, 2010 at 5:14 am
Yikes Mackenzie, who the heck has been doing that to you? I never heard of such a thing before. A spanking that hurts? *shakes head* I think it is time I taught a course in top evasion.
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Mackenzie Reply:
July 25th, 2010 at 5:24 am
Have you mastered this skill?
Do you have much to teach dear Spanking Guru?
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Loki Reply:
July 25th, 2010 at 5:29 am
Well all I can say is… I can walk.. and sit. *nods*
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Mackenzie Reply:
July 25th, 2010 at 5:38 am
Hey, I can sit and walk just fine Young Lady. *scowls*
One of these days …
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Loki Reply:
July 25th, 2010 at 5:39 am
*raises a brow* One of these days what?
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Mackenzie Reply:
July 25th, 2010 at 5:45 am
urrrrrrrr gonna get it!
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Loki Reply:
July 25th, 2010 at 5:48 am
*slaps your hands away from the keyboard with my wooden ruler* we type in full words here, thank you, Mackenzie Rose.
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Mackenzie Reply:
July 25th, 2010 at 5:50 am
owwwwww! Mean
Umm, full name? Little scary …
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Loki Reply:
July 25th, 2010 at 5:51 am
I haven’t begun to show you mean. Now play nicely before I’m forced to make an example out of you.
How can you possibly learn the ways of top evasion if you keep misbehaving?
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Mackenzie Reply:
July 25th, 2010 at 5:53 am
Who’s misbehaving? Umm, that would be you … Brat.
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Mackenzie Reply:
July 25th, 2010 at 5:54 am
Crap. How do I delete that?
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Alyx Reply:
July 25th, 2010 at 5:40 am
She can walk…and sit.
Uh-huh.
Consider carefully if this is the guru you want to follow, Mackenzie.
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Mackenzie Reply:
July 25th, 2010 at 5:46 am
Well she is endlessly amusing … and seems to have some pretty kick ass evasion skills.
Never seems to be too concerned about actually getting in any trouble
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Mackenzie Reply:
July 25th, 2010 at 5:05 am
LOL. omg, it’s perfect!
God of mischief. *snerk*
Very fitting.
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Whoa! Little Ermie is headed for a melt-down soon! Mackenzie’s right — quite a temper on that brat. Not to mention her her wisearse attitude. That remark about being disappointed it wasn’t someone else’s ass was pretty funny, though.
Poor Callie….I wonder how she’s going to handle things now???
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Loki Reply:
July 25th, 2010 at 5:04 am
I expect Callie will crumble into a million little pieces and beg for respite. *nods* Yes. That is what I expect.
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Alyx Reply:
July 25th, 2010 at 5:07 am
I expect you will be disappointed in that. What a shame. But we’ll all be here to
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Loki Reply:
July 25th, 2010 at 5:10 am
She who laughs first laughs shortest… Alyx.
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Damn I miss so much when I go to sleep! I didn’t think SB could get better and yet it has! Thanks guys for the laughs. I SO want to be a fly on the wall when Alyx finally gets her hands on you Loki!! Top evasion? Hehe, like it.
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Loki Reply:
July 25th, 2010 at 7:21 am
Well if you listen to Alyx she apparently wants to tape it. I reckon that’s just her inner porn yearnings making a break for the surface again.
(It’s hard for her to keep her clothes on when there are reflective surfaces around, you know.)
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Alyx Reply:
July 25th, 2010 at 7:46 am
Is that right? Well, then I’ll definitely have to restrain myself when punishing you — because your bottom is going to be spanked to a shiny red gleam, brat! Have you ever had the skin of your rear end polished by a palm striking it so repeatedly that it took on a reflective quality? No? Then you have something to look forward to…count on it. *anticipatory grin*
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*j* Umm Loki–”…perhaps because they’re standing in the corners touching themselves.” *giggles* sounds kind of funny.
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