Spanking Teams

Well well well. Haven’t the past twenty four hours been terribly interesting on Sappho’s Brats?  (Yes, they have, they have indeed, is the answer to that question.)

It has become apparent that the bulk of the bratlings believe that the nefarious Alyx with her dire prison stories would triumph over myself, the indomitable Loki.

Well. Well, well, well, well. Well.

What ever shall I do with you all, hmm? After all, such blatant treachery, (treacherous treachery, mind) cannot be accepted without so much as a murmur of dissent.

I have decided to respond with the ancient at of t-shirtigami. Firstly we have a shirt that could be worn by a right minded individual supporting yours truly.

The shirts for the many shameful supporters of  Team Alyx can be found after the jump

I’m afraid they only come in Alyx’s own size, but I am sure Alyx supporters will have no problems squeezing into them. *sweet grinning smiles*

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  1. Mackenzie says:

    LMFAO.
    Loki you’re hilarious. You literally put your ass on the line for us here. How could we possibly not support you after that?

    F**king, eh!

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    Loki Reply:

    I know, I’m so utterly self-less *grins*

    I am so glad you are entertained Mackenzie. (Especially as you are one of the ones wearing the onesies, if I recall correctly.)

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    Mackenzie Reply:

    Nuh uh. I’z a big girl now.
    And I look damn good in black! Iz sexy ;D

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  2. Dawn says:

    LOL. Loki, I think you just opened an even bigger can of worms :) .

    I have to remember to never drink anything while reading posts & comments. I spit my drink on to my laptop, luckily it was only water.

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    Loki Reply:

    Naw, Alyx won’t mind, she knows how it is :D

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  3. 1chicklet says:

    Love the Team Loki shirt, but laughing cuz the Team Alyx’s onesie is so darn cute and adorable. It was really nice of you to design both. I hope they appreciate your hard work(hahah :D )

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  4. Alyx says:

    Okay, that’s pretty darn hilarious. *LOL* Brilliant. :D

    I don’t know why I get called “nefarious” when all I did was respond to an unprovoked attack (two, actually), and speak the truth. And it will be interesting to see how many fair-weather brats *coughMackenziecough* decide to change teams on the basis of fashion. *bg*

    Enjoy your lovely black t-shirt, Loki. The next time you’re over Callie’s knee that’s ALL you’re gonna be wearing. Heheheh.

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    Mackenzie Reply:

    Change teams? Who said anything about that? I have no desire to lose. I do, however, have concerns that Team Alyx could be hazardous to ones health… I suppose I could learn to just stop being so cheeky … although, as I am in my late 20′s and have yet to acquire this skill, it is unlikely.

    I was thinking about using my wicked-tastic Amazonian Goddess stealth skills to confiscate the much cooler black T-shirts and re -designate them.
    Perhaps I could play the Merchant, something Swedish-like, the go-to-girl for necessary weapons and wares … hmmmm. That would probably be the safest.

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    Loki Reply:

    Er, Mackenzie? You do know I can see you saying these things, right?

    In spite of the appearances to the contrary, Alyx isn’t the only person to worry about around here…

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    Mackenzie Reply:

    Umm … no you can’t?

    Hey! Didn’t you learn anything about snooping, young lady?

    Uh oh, my radar is sensing some latent Toppyness … I’m just going to go play quietly for awhile until it blows over :)

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    Alyx Reply:

    *LOL* I totally think you should use your “wicked-tastic Amazonian Goddess stealth skills” to nab us some shirts! Don’t be intimidated by Loki-the-Meek. You’re taller than her, remember? :D

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    Loki Reply:

    Alyx, *shakes head* Alyx, Alyx Alyx. If you keep this up, I will have to renege on our agreement of me not thrashing you.

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    Mackenzie Reply:

    Alyx – It is true that I am taller … I could probably take her. I have finely tuned sibling wrestling skills as well. They always started it, of course. *nods head*

    Loki – O_o
    A non-thrashing agreement? This could be interesting…

    Sooooomebody’s gonna get a hurt :D

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    Alyx Reply:

    Sweetness, if anyone has shown forbearance, it has been me! I posted ONE story, after great provocation. You have posted numerous (multimedia) pokes at me. It’s a good thing I’m so easy-going. :)

    Sibling wrestling skills are good training, Mackenzie. Though something tells me your sibs might disagree on who started things. *bg*

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    Loki Reply:

    Pudding-pop, you keep your provocation low profile, so as to not attract attention to it, but I know it is there.

    I know it is there!

    I know!

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    Alyx Reply:

    Pudding-pop???

    *LOL* Oh Loki….you really are something special. :)

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  5. HAL says:

    ooo the Black one is nice. I hate pink!!! But changing teams for fashion, that is just wrong…..right? Hmm, may have to think a little :)

    Loki as always you brighten my day – you rock girl!

    And the height thing? I am 5’11 and my Top and deputy top are both way, way shorter – doesn’t stop them whipping my butt AT ALL :( Powerful stuff comes in little packages!

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    Loki Reply:

    You have a Top AND a deputy Top ? Daymn. No wonder you are so well behaved. I’m having deja vu, did I already say that at some point?

    You’re 5’11, you get bonus points for height epicness. I’m 5’6. Which makes Alyx a teeny tiny 5’1. She’s travel sized, so you can use her on the plane.

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    HAL Reply:

    Yeah well it is a long story re:Tops. It seems it is easy to want to spank my arse :) I must pass on the fact that you think I am well behaved – I think that would give the said Tops a good old laugh! :)

    Travel size – hehe I like it!

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    Alyx Reply:

    Loki is NOT 5’6″. And she deserves a spanking for lying! *grrrr*

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    Loki Reply:

    I am so! I’m 1.70 cm – Google tells me that is 5’6. Lying is a very serious charge to be bandying about the place so casually.

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    Alyx Reply:

    Hmm….so when you told me earlier (twice) that you were 5’8″, was that just a “miscalculation”?

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    Mackenzie Reply:

    170cm is actually 5’7″…well ever so slightly under.

    Due to our incredibly stubborn neighbours, we are required to learn both metric and Imperial … and be able to convert back and forth.
    (2.54cm = 1 inch)

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    Mackenzie Reply:

    Loki – rotflmao :D
    Travel size! LOL. omg, you killz me.

    Hal – way to pop my bubble wrap! Geez >:(
    Just kidding :) But I choose to reject your reality and substitute my own. I am 175cm (5’9″) … although my license say 173cm but it lies! And I therefore choose to believe that I am too big to spank :P =P ~~~
    Did you get your name from that kick ass character from Firefly?

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    HAL Reply:

    Never too big or too old to spank!!

    Firefly?? Umm no idea what / who that is, so I guess not!

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