So this is a podcast I made, mostly because Mackenzie and Chicklet wanted it. It’s not about spanking at all. It’s about hair. Lesbian hair. My hair. And the fact that I cut my own fringe.
So basically, this should be of only mild interest to a very small group of people if any at all.
Enjoy!
EDIT: I just noticed that Autostraddle has a page with ‘Alternative Lifestyles Haircuts’. I wonder if I should submit my fringe. I’m sure they’d be totally impressed.
EDIT EDIT: Fuck it, I am going to email them. This is cutting edge as hell.
OMG–I would be ROTFLMAO if I felt better- I’m so sorry- it is not polite/nice to laugh at someone, but I’m listening to podcast and then saw picture.
Loki Reply:
July 23rd, 2010 at 2:40 am
It’s okay chicklet, I am here for your amusement
*j* Loki–If I recall correctly–there was a podcast where you were left cliffhanging about the language you used, but I guess you’re over it now, huh?
Thank you for the giggles, not laughing at you–I’m laughing with you–or Mackenzie if she’s laughing.
Loki Reply:
July 23rd, 2010 at 2:46 am
Yeah, I have grown comfortable and slipped into my usual vernacular. I’m afraid it’s all downhill from here on out.
Yay, I like it when my demands are met. This is how things should always be done
hehehe *ducks*
I mean, thanks for the lovely, amusing podcast
You’re ridiculous! Bloody hilarious.
Umm, your bangs, umm, it looks like it seemed like a good idea at the time. I’m sure you could just muss them up a bit and it would look just fine
Loki Reply:
July 23rd, 2010 at 3:01 am
You’re welcome for the podcast. I am sure it will also be enjoyed by one or two other lurkey-loos as well. (Come out, come out, wherever you are.) Wait. Did I just get creepy? That line is so fine sometimes.
You’re right about the bangs actually. This picture was chosen for maximum comedic effect.The boyfriend didn’t even notice they were different at all, which I suppose is a triumph of change blindness.
Mackenzie Reply:
July 23rd, 2010 at 3:06 am
Ugh, guys are dorks!
I naturally have blonde hair and one day (and from that day on) I dyed it dark. And the dork I was dating (who is actually a VERY nice guy) didn’t even notice! Granted he was colour blind but still! From blonde to nearly black? You’d think he’d notice.
1chicklet Reply:
July 23rd, 2010 at 3:03 am
*j* How do you do that? How do you get Loki to do what you want?
Loki Reply:
July 23rd, 2010 at 3:04 am
You know, going on brattily about getting something one wanted is an excellent way to ensure that one never gets what one wants again.
Mackenzie Reply:
July 23rd, 2010 at 3:12 am
is sorry
was just sayin’, you know, that I like it when it happens. Not that it’s expected or nuthin’
And it’s appreciated thiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiis much
Loki Reply:
July 23rd, 2010 at 3:14 am
I accept your apology and I’m glad you enjoyed it.
1chicklet Reply:
July 23rd, 2010 at 3:15 am
Who’s going on brattily? Moi? Mackenzie? Casper?
Ide-er
hehehe
Loki Reply:
July 23rd, 2010 at 3:02 am
Are you mocking my ekcent? You better not be.
Mackenzie Reply:
July 23rd, 2010 at 3:09 am
Noooooo! I love it! I want one! It’s so cute.
Do the accents change from region to region?
They do here. West coast vs East coast accents are very different.
Loki Reply:
July 23rd, 2010 at 3:13 am
They change from South to North here somewhat I think. People from deep down south roll their r’s more.
1chicklet Reply:
July 23rd, 2010 at 3:21 am
*j* As apposed to those in the North that add the R’s where there are not any. HEHE
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HAL Reply:
July 23rd, 2010 at 8:38 pm
Hey Chicklet – off subject – but I hope you are feeling better? Sounds like you have had a really crap time. Sorry mate. Sending hugs.
1chicklet Reply:
July 24th, 2010 at 12:33 pm
Thank you so very much HAL. I could use all the hugs I can get right now. As I matter of fact, I actually said something similar along the same lines about things go down the crapper.
Positive thinking –I am getting better, I will get better, I am better. Nothing will get me down–I am happy.
redbottomedgirl Reply:
July 25th, 2010 at 1:27 am
OMG, like the people who change “wash” to “warsh.” *bangs head against the wall* I spend a lot of time beating pronunciation to death with ppl who don’t understand how they need to talk on stage if they want to be understood by the audience. Actually, I spend a lot of time going “AHHH! What did I say about that!? Ahhh!!” and ripping my hair out in handfuls. People here talk like they have 50 toothpicks in their mouths and their dipthongs are just…incredible. They take a simple vowel sound like in the word “day” and stretch it into eleventeen syllables “day-EE-AH” I once wasted 20+ takes attempting to get “Come into the house, dear” from an actor who kept saying “comment in the oster” before I opted cut the line entirely and told the man to gesture instead. My very favorite? Everyone and their mom says “CONSOLE” as “COUNSEL.” Also, things here “need fixed” which is just..no. Things either need to be fixed or they need fixing, but nothing needs fixed. Sorry for the rant. Apparently I needed to get that off my chest
Mackenzie Reply:
July 25th, 2010 at 4:17 am
Deep breath Dear, deep breath.
How ’bout ‘ruf’ instead of ‘roof’, lol. I’ve only ever heard Americans say this.
Are you down South? I like the Southern accent. It sounds very … fresh baked bread in the oven and iced tea on the front porch
Alyx Reply:
July 25th, 2010 at 4:55 am
LOL. That was quite a rant, RBG. I guess because I’m a writer (rather than a stage director, or whatever it is you do), seeing them mess up the language in print bothers me more.
Like using “dominate” when they mean “dominant,” or vice versa. Or seeing they weren’t “phased” by something, and they weren’t in a Star Trek fanfic story. But the worst is messing with “probably”: I hate HATE HATE seeing the word “prolly”! Arrrgh!
(Cue Ms. Renard’s next post using that word…I guarantee ya.
)
1chicklet Reply:
July 25th, 2010 at 6:13 am
Have you ever run into the problem with “specific” and “Pacific” I hear the “pacifically speaking” a lot. Pacific is an ocean, hello???? Today I heard “necked” instead of “naked”–I wanted to say something to my Sgt., but thought best not to in front of 33 other people.
Vent all you need to RBG
ROTFLMAO! Loki, Loki, Loki. You can talk about complete rubbish in circles and be entertaining better than anyone.
I’m so glad I’m “salightly lesbeeeanish” and not worried about looking too masculine. (Okay, except for weddings and such, where I know my family is embarrassed by my obvious dykeliness.) In fact, I love the looks I get which kind of light up and go “Ah-HAH, you’re one of us!” *g*
But you’re right, women who have to attract men have it harder in many ways. (They have it easier too in others, though.) Anyway, your hair…uh…*struggling for something to say*…um….it will grow back!
Thanks for giving in and giving us a podcast. I loved the way you pulled it all together at the end with the “slightly disappointing” comment. Hilarious!
Loki Reply:
July 23rd, 2010 at 9:23 am
Salightly Lesbeeeanish is the height of alternative excellence where I’m from, lady. As for talking rubbish in circles, well, I resemble that remark. It’s fortunate that it is mildly entertaining.
Hehehehehehe
I love the podcasts. Somehow makes my online spanko world and friends a bit more present in this pretend vanilla life – and I like that a lot!!
I love the accent too
I also have short hair but dyed it red because I looked too dykey for me to be comfortable. Possibly because I get called ‘Sir’ all the time too because of my height. I often feel like pulling up my shirt to give them a quick flash just to prove my femininity
But why scare them that much??!! Hehe
HAL Reply:
July 23rd, 2010 at 8:40 pm
Oh yeah – and you are only 28?! *Sigh* Am I the oldest spanko in town or what?
Alyx Reply:
July 24th, 2010 at 3:09 am
Nope, that would be me. But that’s okay, it gives me more authority when I say “young lady” to any of you.
HAL Reply:
July 24th, 2010 at 11:44 am
I thought you had that air of authority about you, Lol! Did I mention I have a ‘thing’ for older women?
Alyx Reply:
July 24th, 2010 at 6:58 pm
Charmer. *g* I have something for you too, young lady, and you’ll be feeling it soon, if necessary. Refer to my email for further detail.
HAL Reply:
July 24th, 2010 at 7:37 pm
Can’t think what you mean ma’am!
Loki Reply:
July 24th, 2010 at 9:27 pm
Alyx and HAL, in a tree…
K.I.S.S.I.N.G!
HAL Reply:
July 24th, 2010 at 9:43 pm
You are bad Miss Renard. I think Alyx does need to deliver that smack to your rear soonish!
Loki Reply:
July 24th, 2010 at 10:13 pm
The most Alyx will be delivering to me will be her own ass, wrapped up in a bow
Alyx Reply:
July 24th, 2010 at 10:48 pm
Very mature, brat. When I deliver that walloping you have coming, I will make sure you apologize to both HAL and I during it. And I will be sure to record said apology (though it will be hard to decipher with the whimpering and crying you will also be doing), so that I can deliver it to HAL as well. *growls*
Loki Reply:
July 24th, 2010 at 10:49 pm
Those are some big threats, little lady. *grins*
Mackenzie Reply:
July 25th, 2010 at 4:20 am
Poking the bear Loki, poking the bear.
See what I said? It’s growling now.
Be careful. We need you to be able to sit and write us stories.
Although I guess you could always write standing up
1chicklet Reply:
July 24th, 2010 at 7:51 pm
*j* So how old is old? Are we talking older than dinosaurs? dirt? stars? time? I’m guessing dirt. So do you mind if I interview you? I really have lot’s of questions about so many things that you might have seen come and go in all these centuries. You must be a great vault of knowledge, experience and theories.
HAL Reply:
July 24th, 2010 at 8:27 pm
I think you are begging for trouble here Chicklet!
1chicklet Reply:
July 24th, 2010 at 8:37 pm
Nope, not me,not begging. I just like to learn. I make it a point of learning something new everyday. I like researching things, and what better way than to speak to someone that was there? So many questions not enough time.
Isn’t there something that you would like to know but don’t know where to begin looking for the answer? Well, we are fortunate. Not everyone knows about Alyx and the Grand Wisdom she has to share with everyone, so we can be the first in line to get our questions answered. 
1chicklet Reply:
July 24th, 2010 at 8:46 pm
*j*HAL–why didn’t you tell me Alyx was lurking about? I thought she’d be sleeping getting her beauty rest and since she’s –well let’s just say i thought she’d be sleeping in late.
HAL Reply:
July 24th, 2010 at 8:55 pm
Well you said you like to learn…so now learn…Alyx and Loki – they hear EVERYTHING!
1chicklet Reply:
July 24th, 2010 at 9:13 pm
*j* did you ever read that post when I mentioned people that gave advice after the fact?
I though we were suppossed to stick together not throw on another under the bus? what’s up with that HAL? I meant learn something useful. 
HAL Reply:
July 24th, 2010 at 9:45 pm
We are supposed to stick together? damn I missed that
I have a feeling that sticking with you would get my behind in a lot of trouble my wee friend
1chicklet Reply:
July 24th, 2010 at 9:52 pm
*j* I’m starting to see some Kate in you HAL. Umm maybe, (just wondering out loud) if Rigel could liberate your backside.
*Not meant to offend or hurt anyone–all in fun-I apologize in advance if someone got their feelings hurt or felt threatened.
Alyx Reply:
July 24th, 2010 at 8:34 pm
Let’s say old enough to have seen lots of bratting, and young enough to still take you over my knee and tan your backside. You’d be doing that interview standing, you realize that? *raised brow*
1chicklet Reply:
July 24th, 2010 at 8:40 pm
Umm Alyx-Fancy that–I didn’t think you would be here–ummm well I have to go get ready for work. (*pssst HAL-I’m not worried-**)
HAL Reply:
July 24th, 2010 at 8:56 pm
psst Cheeky Chick – I think you ought to be…….
1chicklet Reply:
July 24th, 2010 at 9:16 pm
*j* what’s up with the “cheeky chick”? you’re not the first one to use it—it’s “CHICKLET” or “1CHICKLET” if we want to get technical.
–i don’t mess with people’s names–well not since Lady Constance. 
HAL Reply:
July 24th, 2010 at 9:47 pm
Apologies my dearest Chicklet. I hope you can forgive my forwardness. It was a term of endearment I assure you. How about CC my cheeky chicklet pal
1chicklet Reply:
July 25th, 2010 at 11:49 am
I’m sorry HAL–chalk it up to the roids and some misplaced frustration. Please, if it was a term of endearment than by all means please feel free..it’s just someone else nothere used it and it wasn’t in a nice way.
HAL Reply:
July 25th, 2010 at 7:01 pm
Hey no worries. It is your name – I shouldn’t f**k with it without permission. Hugs
1chicklet Reply:
July 25th, 2010 at 7:08 pm
BUT YOU DO HAVE PERMISSION–Hugs back at you
Whoa. There are some hot women on that page you linked to! They must be made up…I’ve never seen any like that over here. :[
Loki Reply:
July 24th, 2010 at 9:30 pm
What do you mean? Everyone is hot over here. That accounts for all the flirting.
Alyx Reply:
July 24th, 2010 at 9:51 pm
Sorry, you’re totally right that everyone on this board is hot! I meant where I live.
I like your bangs *grin* You could cut them short and straight across a la Betty Page, but it’s kind of a harsh look. You’re a trendsetter, yo. Celebs will be falling over themselves to get your look.
Loki Reply:
July 25th, 2010 at 2:21 am
I know! I can’t tell you how surprised I am I haven’t received widespread recognition for this look.
Alyx Reply:
July 25th, 2010 at 4:39 am
I find it hard to believe too. It certainly would attract my notice! *LOL*