{"id":10313,"date":"2013-10-14T04:39:35","date_gmt":"2013-10-14T04:39:35","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/sapphosbrats.com\/lesbia\/?p=10313"},"modified":"2013-10-14T04:39:35","modified_gmt":"2013-10-14T04:39:35","slug":"clitera-city-trials-pt-6-carrots-and-potatoes","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/sapphosbrats.com\/lesbia\/clitera-city-trials-pt-6-carrots-and-potatoes\/","title":{"rendered":"Clitera City Trials PT 6: Carrots and Potatoes"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>The next day, Atrocious and Ayla set off for Clitera City. They rode in a little horse drawn trap which Ayla drove. Atrocious was content to sit next to the half-elf witch, wrapped in a blanket and making the occasional disparaging remark about potatoes.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Remember,&#8221; Ayla said. &#8220;Rogette lives in Clitera City now. We are going to stay with her in her tavern.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Fancy fancy, Rogette and her tavern,&#8221; Atrocious said, glowering at the passing wildflowers. &#8220;Is there not somewhere else we can park ourselves?&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;You will be comfortable there,&#8221; Ayla replied. &#8220;She is eager to receive us. She sent word by carrier pigeon this morning.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Oh I bet she&#8217;s eager to receive something,&#8221; Atrocious muttered. &#8220;Did you pack your best carrot dildo for her?&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Ayla&#8217;s cheeks dimpled with a smile. &#8220;You are never going to let that go, are you?&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;You harvested her potato that day,&#8221; Atrocious said. &#8220;Her filthy potato juice.&#8221;<br \/>\n<!--more--><br \/>\n&#8220;Please,&#8221; Ayla said patiently. &#8220;It was necessary.&#8221; <\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Was it? What did you ever do with that potion?&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Look! A rainbow!&#8221; Ayla changed the subject. <\/p>\n<p>Atrocious narrowed her wrinkled eyes at the witch beside her. &#8220;I don&#8217;t want to stay with Rogette. I don&#8217;t want to watch you two rutting.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Rogette is more than a hundred years old,&#8221; Ayla said. &#8220;I think she is beyond rutting.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Hmph.&#8221; Atrocious&#8217; suspicious look did not abate in the slightest. She wrapped her blanket more tightly around her thin shoulders, veins visible in her bony hands as she clutched at the fabric.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;We will all be together again,&#8221; Ayla said. &#8220;Besides Kira, of course. Poor Kira.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Poor Kira,&#8221; Atrocious echoed. &#8220;I never thought she&#8217;d let a giant eat her.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;That wasn&#8217;t what happened,&#8221; Ayla replied. &#8220;It was a pack of shifter she-wolves.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;They ate her?&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;In a manner of speaking,&#8221; Ayla said. &#8220;I heard she was found dead from exhaustion under a pile of nubile young ladies, having made love to them all.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;No, that can&#8217;t be right.&#8221; Atrocious scowled as she searched her memory. &#8220;Didn&#8217;t Kira go to Iskendar?&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Oh, perhaps she did.&#8221; Ayla agreed. &#8220;But I heard she had returned&#8230;&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;I heard she became Queen of the Amazons,&#8221; Atrocious said. &#8220;Which is strange, because I don&#8217;t know who the Amazons are.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;A jungle tribe,&#8221; Ayla replied. &#8220;But were there not reports that Kira became the head of the Imperial Army?&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Whatever happened, poor Kira,&#8221; Atrocious said, shaking her head. <\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Poor Kira,&#8221; Ayla echoed in agreement. <\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Poor Kira,&#8221; Ariadne agreed, making Atrocious and Ayla startle. The high witch turned out to be hitching a ride on the back bar. She certainly hadn&#8217;t been there when they departed, but she was there now, face a&#8217;swirling, eyes a&#8217;burning. <\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Listen,&#8221; she said. &#8220;This is all very well, but you&#8217;re going to need to hurry this journey along. You can portal yourself to Clitera City, Ayla. I will take Atrocious the rest of the way.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;It can&#8217;t be that much of an emergency, surely.&#8221; <\/p>\n<p>Ariadne snapped her fingers. In an instant, Ayla and Ariadne were standing on the high wall of Clitera City&#8217;s cliff border, looking down at the nigh unconscious figure of a woman. She was damp, soaked to the bone by rough weather which she&#8217;d obviously made no attempt to escape. <\/p>\n<p>Ayla looked down into the pale, bedraggled face and saucer wide eyes which stared but did not see. The summoner&#8217;s chest was rising and falling shallowly, indicating life, but little else. <\/p>\n<p>&#8220;This cannot be her.&#8221; Ayla refused to believe her senses even as she crouched down and touched cold skin. The summoner&#8217;s fingertips and lips had taken on an unhealthy blue shade. She was likely not an hour from death. <\/p>\n<p>&#8220;But it is. This is what happens when you show up ten years too late,&#8221; Ariadne said. &#8220;This is what happens when you abandon your responsibilities.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;But the summoner, she has power,&#8221; Ayla said. She removed her cloak and placed it over the prone woman, then reached into her robe for a salve. She began dabbing it on the summoner&#8217;s lips. &#8220;This one has discovered hers, you said. Surely someone who has remade the world a half dozen times can work out how to get in out of the rain?&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;She has talent. Talent is nothing. 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