This is just a little update to explain the lack of updates. I have a cold. That alone might not sound like a big deal, and in the grand scheme of things it isn’t, but in my own personal little microcosm, it is wreaking havoc. It is ass virusified. It’s giving me a Fight Club kind of insomnia where I might have been asleep, but I was pretty sure I was awake and punching Brad Pitt in the face.

I also have a new puppy. He is eight weeks old, an English Staffordshire Bull Terrier and he doesn’t understand that he will one day be the ruff tuff dog in the family. So for the moment, he cries every time he isn’t either eating, sleeping, playing or being cuddled. He also has absolutely no concept of anything akin to being house broken, he just goes wherever the mood takes him (and it takes him often, sometimes up to three times in fifteen minutes), which isn’t surprising because he’s still so much of a baby that he can’t even run five steps without face planting and falling into a forward roll.

So basically, I can’t sleep and if I do sleep, there is a good chance a puppy will pee on me.

That’s why you’ll have to wait a little bit longer for more stories. (Or, better still harass Alyx for more stories. Yes. Harass her. She likes it. Or HAL, HAL is also a viable target.)