As the comments section grows to take on a life of its own (beware, it’s possible to lose jewelry and other valuables if one spends too long wandering about in there,) I decided to make some rules so people don’t look at me all surprised when they get their metaphorical bottoms smacked for one infraction or another. You can find them listed on their own separate rules page, and read them here. Like the rest of the universe, rules are subject to change.

Brats freakin’ love rules, so I’ve made some for Sappho’s Brats so you can tell whether your activities will elicit playful merriment or wailing and gnashing of teeth.

1. Love yourself. Literally.

2. If you decide to brat, put some effort into it. Nothing is more annoying than lazy bratting. Be creative. Paint a picture, record a song, graffiti subversive material on public monuments.

3. Type in full sentences. Nobody cares if you make a minor typo. But if you willfully start treating the place like Hannah Montana’s Digital Txt Orgy, then you can expect a smack down.

4.Don’t fake your own death. It’s been done.

5. Don’t freak out the other brats. This is a yippy skippy fun spanking site. People come here to escape the drudgery of reality. Don’t attempt to turn it into your own personal maudlin soap opera, unless you’re looking for a moderate to severe ass-kicking.

6.If you brat, expect to be dealt with. Don’t expect the way you’re dealt with to be pleasant. Expect to become a source of amusement for those dealing with you. Remember, tops enjoy the punishment just as much, if not more than, the bottoms enjoy the bratting.

7. Don’t brat North Korea. They have no sense of humor.