Alyx has a new story out everybunny! I’m no fancy high-falutin’ literary critic analyst, so I couldn’t tell you exactly what she’s getting at with it, but there’s a prison and some character named Loki who is a great deal of trouble.
(Where oh where does she come up with her ideas?)
Filed under ‘Alyx hits people’. LOL Loki, you’re a funny girl
As I refuse to download the evil that is Microsoft Outlook, I will have to post my Alyxfic comments here. Hope that’s okay.
I must admit I was a little worried about reading this story but it wasn’t as scary as I thought. There really wasn’t any need for me to hide under my blankets so I could duck and cover if things got too rough.
Calyx, lol. Subtle Alyx, real subtle
and I’m sure you really are a beautiful, tiny, delicate little flower 
Now for Loki, didn’t anyone ever teach her that it’s very naughty to snoop? She really is a brat, isn’t she? I couldn’t believe “… even weight training can’t prevent a spare tire.” She reached out to pat Callie’s midsection,…” O.o
And “Talk, slap, talk, slap! What’s with the sound effects?! Do you know how ridiculous and amateurish that is?? If I wrote like that I’d never get anything published!” LOL. Has she actually said this to you? Lol. I can picture it.
The real jaw dropper was when she SPIT on Callie’s shoe *gasp* I think a plea of temporary insanity would totally fly on that one.
Now I’m not sure that Loki actually learned anything from her punishment, although that strapping sounded terribly painful; but it sure was sweet the way Callie took care of her … and managed to maintain a superhuman level of paitience
That Loki certainly is a sassy one.
Love your stories
P.S. I would like a Cassie for Christmas please. Wrapped up in a pretty bow and left under my Christmas plant. kthx
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1chicklet Reply:
July 20th, 2010 at 10:56 am
You don’t need M.O. to email Alyx. You can use your regular email provider, you just have to type her email address in manually.
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Mackenzie Reply:
July 20th, 2010 at 4:28 pm
ah, thx
My captcha code says ‘FCK’ *snicker*
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Yes, I saw that “Filed under” too! Loki is funny…funny in that needs-a-good-hiding way, if you know what I mean.
Thank you for your comments, Mackenzie. It means a lot. The story could’ve been much harsher, I agree. Somehow the warm and fuzzy just sneaks in. *bg*
I thought “Calyx” was quite clever. *g* But no, I am not a delicate flower. I’m mean and scary.
Has she made comments about my writing style and let me know no one would publish her books if she wrote that way? Yes, she totally has. So naturally I must now keep doing it just to irritate her. *seraphic smile*
Loki is sassy in the extreme. Callie had the patience of a saint. And that strap didn’t hurt either. Well, I mean….you know what I mean.
If I could gift you Cassie, I would, Mackenzie. Because it’s clear to me she is just what you need. *g* I’d even throw in several implements for free. No, no need to thank me. I’m just thoughtful that way.
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Loki Reply:
July 20th, 2010 at 6:17 am
I most certainly do not need a hiding, thank you Alyx. I am a paragon of good behavior and widely well regarded about these parts.
As for making comments about your writing style and saying nobody would publish my books if I wrote that way, well, it was over a very particular point which you insisted on being stubborn and naughty about, as you well know, certainly NOT your style as a whole, and it was for your own good. As I am beginning to think other things might be good for you as well.
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Alyx Reply:
July 20th, 2010 at 6:48 am
You are very well regarded in these parts, I do agree. But a paragon of good behavior? I’m not sure even your loving fans could accuse you of that.
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Mackenzie Reply:
July 20th, 2010 at 6:34 am
No need to send any additional freebies, thanks anyway O_o
Just Cassie in a pretty bow would be great
Mean and scary? Loki says you’re just a tiny lil’ thing … how scary could you be?
I’m sure you’re really just all adorable and warm and fuzzy
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Alyx Reply:
July 20th, 2010 at 6:45 am
Loki is making a common mistake: I am a giant in stature, if not in actual height.
Loki also ended up in prison with roasted rump. I wouldn’t pick her example to emulate, if I were you.
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Loki Reply:
July 20th, 2010 at 7:13 am
And Alyx ended up wriggling about well spanked and wet… I’m not sure what the lesson is there, but I thought it worth mentioning.
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Alyx Reply:
July 21st, 2010 at 3:18 am
:-p ~ ~ ~ ~
(*LOL* the CAPTCHA code for this post was FZKU)
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Mackenzie Reply:
July 20th, 2010 at 4:25 pm
Exactly how tall are you, lil’ Alyx?
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Mackenzie Reply:
July 20th, 2010 at 5:24 pm
Hmm, now that I think of it, there are a few rather … under tall characters that demand a great deal of respect.
– Dr. Bailey from Grey’s Anatomy is just a tiny little thing but I would NOT want to cross her.
– Hettie from NCIS LA is itty bitty. The woman is like 4’7″ or something! Wouldn’t mess with her either, though. She could take down each and every person on her team! Serious respect, yo.
Beginning to reassess the whole mocking thing … oh, wait, I have geography in my favour. Never mind
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Alyx Reply:
July 21st, 2010 at 3:16 am
I am 5 inches shorter than Loki…a statistically insignificant number.
You and HAL shouldn’t be so confident about the geographical safety net — I have been to both Canada and England, you know, and can easily go there again. I haven’t been to New Zealand…yet.
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Mackenzie Reply:
July 21st, 2010 at 4:10 am
Awww, so cute
I’m guessing that puts you at ~5’0″
You are certainly welcome to visit, Alyx. However, you will be thoroughly searched and all weapons will be confiscated before crossing the premises.
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Alyx Reply:
July 21st, 2010 at 4:09 pm
I’m a bit taller than that.
No worries, my weapons of ass destruction won’t be detected (hairbrushes, belts, brand-new slippers, wooden spoons)……you’d be surprised what common household items can be used. Or maybe you know very well by now. *bg*
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Mackenzie Reply:
July 21st, 2010 at 10:20 pm
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Loki? You would never lead me astray, would you? >;D
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Loki Reply:
July 20th, 2010 at 7:11 am
Absolutely not.
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You guys are funny
I think Alyx is mean and scary – she almost scared me into finishing a story! I like the warm and fuzzy stuff along with the spankings – so I am kind of glad it wasn’t more harsh – I’m a softy.
I must say I do think Loki is very well behaved – considering the brats she has to put up with here
– obviously excluding my goodself!
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1chicklet Reply:
July 20th, 2010 at 10:38 am
HAL are you still trying to get that hall monitor position for the forum? It’s dead no use in trying anymore. Besides a BRAT can smell BRAT a mile away.
?ALMOST scared you into finishing?–guess she’s not that scary then.
Yes, Loki is very well behaved–sometimes so well behaved I believe that she might be undercover. Hmmm?
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HAL Reply:
July 20th, 2010 at 7:44 pm
I don’t want to be hall monitor and have to deal with the brats here! I don’t have that much energy to spare!
The forum is dead? Forever? Chicklet killed it? We bratted too much? Sorry loki
Alyx is scary – but I also have geography on my side
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1chicklet Reply:
July 20th, 2010 at 8:40 pm
Stop the press–I said it’s dead.–Loki says it’s cuz she cares about us. {Pssst..Want to know what I think?I think I bratted(with plenty of help) to an extreme and she couldn’t handle it. Just don’t let her find out cuz I’m not feelig well enough to deal with her.}
Alyx doesn’t scare me. Cracks me up cuz I’m pretty sure that neither one would know what to do if everyone got together.
On a serious note. How are you doing HAL? Mind if I send a hug or two your way? O O O O O O O O O O O O I got a little carried away, but they’re all all sent from my heart.
Off the beaten track. don’t watch tv, but since I’m house sitting and sick decided to turn it on for a bit, that was a mistake. There is so much crap on tv these days.
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HAL Reply:
July 20th, 2010 at 9:41 pm
She killed it because she cares about us? I guess there is a lot of emailing going on behind the scenes to explain that one. We bratted too much is my guess – *sigh* Once again sorry Loki.
I am OK thanks Chicklet. Thanks for the hugs. Dealing with a sick mum in hospital – cancer – and I have a toddler and am trying to be a half way decent mum – hmm not sure that is happening. Lots of DD issues too. But hey! I am alive and I have you guys and Loki and Alyx’s stories so I am good
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Loki Reply:
July 20th, 2010 at 9:59 pm
*head desk* I had no idea that Chicklet was now the authority as to everything that happened on Sappho’s Brats.
Bratting wasn’t the reason the forum went down. Moderation time, rather the lack thereof was.
Please people, if I don’t say something directly, don’t assume it is true.
Thanks.
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HAL Reply:
July 21st, 2010 at 8:56 am
Sorry Loki! I guess I assume there are conversations I am not privvy to. That is way more about my usual insecurities than anything else. I am a sad little Bottom sometimes
I am glad you spend your time writing instead of moderating – I would hate for anything toi detract from your stories!
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1chicklet Reply:
July 20th, 2010 at 10:55 pm
HAL I was just joking. I honestly didn’t mean anything by it. I’m so SORRY. I sure wish we could hear each other’s voices so that we could tell when one is joking or serious. Only Loki knows why she does what she does. I am by no means an authority on anything regarding SB–I’m just a brat(a cute one-if you want to take my word for it.)
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Loki Reply:
July 20th, 2010 at 11:11 pm
Good girl, chicklet *smiles*
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HAL Reply:
July 21st, 2010 at 8:57 am
Hey Cheeky Chicklet
no need to aplogose to me
You are cute? Hmm, ok, well then obviously you get let off even easier then (NOT!)
*hugs*
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1chicklet Reply:
July 21st, 2010 at 10:20 am
*Just a little 411* If you read my original post where this whole thing got started–you will notice that paragraph #2 states: “On a serious note” and #3″Off the beaten track” Now there would not have been any reason for me to start with “On a serious note” if I was already being serious.
Oh 411 is the number for information in the event you folks across the waters don’t know what I mean by that. 
Now, On a serious note. I’m sorry about your mum. Don’t sell yourself short on being decent mum. Please remember to take time for yourself (even if it’s just 15-30 minutes here and there) smell a flower, wish upon a star, take in the beauty of a sunrise or sunset, sit quietly-shutting out all your fears and worries(a bit more difficult but you’ll get there with practice), but most of all know that there is someone that cares. You and yours are in my thoughts.
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HAL Reply:
July 21st, 2010 at 10:57 am
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Loki Reply:
July 20th, 2010 at 10:55 am
THANK YOU HAL! I have been trying to tell Alyx for a long time how well behaved I am, but for some reason she doesn’t see it. I think it is the log in her eye that makes her fixate on the twig in mine. *grins*
Chicklet, what do you fancy me an undercover operative for? Brats? Tops? The FBI?
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1chicklet Reply:
July 20th, 2010 at 11:02 am
Do you really want me to say it? TOP
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Loki Reply:
July 20th, 2010 at 11:06 am
Well even Ms Alyx has admitted that I’m a pretty decent top at times, so I don’t know if I’m quite undercover there, Chicklet
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1chicklet Reply:
July 20th, 2010 at 11:17 am
That’s only because I didn’t know you were undercover when I was bratting you and when I found out the hard way—well let’s just say she’s one of those people I was referring to in an earlier post about being “Johnny come lately” with advice.
So the 2 of you go from slinging mud at each other to being extra polite and respectful–wth?
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Loki Reply:
July 20th, 2010 at 11:19 am
Nobody is slinging mud, chicklet.
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1chicklet Reply:
July 20th, 2010 at 11:26 am
You are correct Loki–bad choice of words. I can’t take them back, but I can apologize. I’m sorry Loki and Alyx for the poor choice of words.
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Alyx Reply:
July 20th, 2010 at 4:25 pm
I have the utmost respect for our Rebel Author and Queen Brat. She is talented, responsible, intelligent, funny, and caring. She is also naughty by nature and would benefit from regular spanking. *shrug* What can I say — I calls ‘em like I sees ‘em.
As far as her being an undercover top…*LOL* I will say this — she has her moments. She’d ultimately end up OMK and very sorry, though. No question about that. *g*
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Mackenzie Reply:
July 20th, 2010 at 3:59 pm
Almost? Almost?!
Alyx get you butt in gear and make Hal finish her story!
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Alyx Reply:
July 20th, 2010 at 4:14 pm
You have a good point there, Mackenzie. I am hankering to hear more about those women in the country. HAL has a lot to deal with these days, but maybe a little “reminder” would not go amiss. *nodding and rolling up sleeves*
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Mackenzie Reply:
July 20th, 2010 at 4:24 pm
I hope everything turns out well for you Hal.
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HAL Reply:
July 20th, 2010 at 7:41 pm
Thanks Mackenzie.
Alyx – no reminder needed – honest!!
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